goddessofloveandbeauty

You may think you are very creative and original b...

2009-03-09T12:07:00.000+11:00

You may think you are very creative and original but atributing conservation of energy to Einstein is going too far on the creative side.

Now I want Tim Tams and Doritos. And I don't even ...

2008-09-08T20:56:00.000+10:00

Now I want Tim Tams and Doritos. And I don't even *like* Tim Tams.

Should I be concerned about your casual use of the phrase "large plastic tub" in relation to junk food?

that is why you should never throw it away, but se...

2008-09-08T20:39:00.000+10:00

that is why you should never throw it away, but seal it up in a large plastic tub, ready for when the Healthy Fairy seems too friggin nice and twerpy and you evoke the snarly, salty, sugarcrusted Living on the Edge of Heart Attack Fairy and must offer sacrifices to it in the form of Tim Tams and Doritos.

Balance, balance, balance, some crap, some good, e...

2008-09-04T14:46:00.000+10:00

Balance, balance, balance, some crap, some good, embrace all the food groups.

LAD

blame the three skinks...

2008-08-14T23:13:00.000+10:00

blame the three skinks...

snausages! snausages!
we like porky snausages!

2008-08-14T23:11:00.000+10:00

snausages! snausages!
we like porky snausages!

"Lingaire"?

Here I was singing it to myself...

2008-08-13T15:33:00.000+10:00

"Lingaire"?

Here I was singing it to myself with the standard ocker accent - going on about how the snags are stinking up the place and the pong just hangs around - then you put in some hoity-toity cheese-eating-surrender-monkey accent on the word "linger" and I'm completely thrown.

I'll leave you to your diamonds/snags on/in your little finger/s.

It's a small world after all...

2008-08-02T18:05:00.000+10:00

It's a small world after all...

we have 4 staplers. maybe we should hold a meet n ...

2008-08-02T12:07:00.000+10:00

we have 4 staplers. maybe we should hold a meet n greet.

i can fix this:

"Don't break my heart,
...

2008-08-02T12:05:00.000+10:00

i can fix this:

"Don't break my heart,
my achy-breaky..."

there. all gone.unless that was the song, of course.

I see your "don't leave me this waaaayyyy!" and ra...

2008-07-31T20:44:00.000+10:00

I see your "don't leave me this waaaayyyy!" and raise you one "can't get you out of my head", because "woooooooOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH BABY!" running through your head is better than a singing budgie...

I had the Hoodoo Gurus in my head for most of the ...

2008-07-31T20:29:00.000+10:00

I had the Hoodoo Gurus in my head for most of the afternoon after working in my colleague's MMM infested office for a short time today.

However: don't leave me this waaaayyyy!

Try the method of a friend of mine, email the song...

2008-07-31T13:48:00.000+10:00

Try the method of a friend of mine, email the song to others, to suggest to it to go in their heads instead of yours. I had Teddy bears Picnic in my head for days after she mailed it to me.

Leslie

I wish my food would talk to me and tell me what i...

2008-07-29T20:42:00.000+10:00

I wish my food would talk to me and tell me what it is...
They were so silent tonight we had to order in pizza.
Damn.

Well, they may still be involved.

I think t...

2008-07-23T18:46:00.000+10:00

Well, they may still be involved.

I think the salient point of the theory is, however, that cleaning is pointless. Clearly and indisputably. Indubitably.

But it is very fashionable.

2008-07-22T18:49:00.000+10:00

But it is very fashionable.

That bicycle basket has neither wicker nor plastic...

2008-07-22T18:39:00.000+10:00

That bicycle basket has neither wicker nor plastic flowers.

and here I was blaming the Mess Imps, namely: Dust...

2008-07-22T18:37:00.000+10:00

and here I was blaming the Mess Imps, namely: Dustball, Toast Crumb & Slovenly. And their pet, The Sock Eater.
(And Toast Crumb gets around!)

You go bats, and bark.

2008-07-17T21:37:00.000+10:00

You go bats, and bark.

i go bark bark at bats.

2008-07-17T21:24:00.000+10:00

i go bark bark at bats.

As you usually send these types of questions in my...

2008-07-17T18:59:00.000+10:00

As you usually send these types of questions in my direction for validation: no, too much shopping does not exist.

My dear, the mind absolutely boggles. I advise you...

2008-07-16T22:25:00.000+10:00

My dear, the mind absolutely boggles. I advise you to reprimand your staff severely, or even consider discharging them, if they are not capable of dealing with so common a household matter.

Bath? You swear!
try roasting in front of the h...

2008-07-15T21:05:00.000+10:00

Bath? You swear!
try roasting in front of the heater...

It's also cleansing / purifying, so it can be used...

2008-07-13T12:00:00.000+10:00

It's also cleansing / purifying, so it can be used in conjunction with a latin lover (depending on your personal belief system).

Does the ginger really make it warmer? Must remem...

2008-07-13T11:01:00.000+10:00

Does the ginger really make it warmer? Must remember that.

goddessofloveandbeauty

You may think you are very creative and original b...

Now I want Tim Tams and Doritos. And I don't even ...

that is why you should never throw it away, but se...

Balance, balance, balance, some crap, some good, e...

blame the three skinks...

snausages! snausages!we like porky snausages!

"Lingaire"?Here I was singing it to myself...

It's a small world after all...

we have 4 staplers. maybe we should hold a meet n ...

i can fix this:"Don't break my heart, ...

I see your "don't leave me this waaaayyyy!" and ra...

I had the Hoodoo Gurus in my head for most of the ...

Try the method of a friend of mine, email the song...

I wish my food would talk to me and tell me what i...

Well, they may still be involved.I think t...

But it is very fashionable.

That bicycle basket has neither wicker nor plastic...

and here I was blaming the Mess Imps, namely: Dust...

You go bats, and bark.

i go bark bark at bats.

As you usually send these types of questions in my...

My dear, the mind absolutely boggles. I advise you...

Bath? You swear!try roasting in front of the h...

It's also cleansing / purifying, so it can be used...

Does the ginger really make it warmer? Must remem...

snausages! snausages!
we like porky snausages!

"Lingaire"?

Here I was singing it to myself...

i can fix this:

"Don't break my heart,
...

Well, they may still be involved.

I think t...

Bath? You swear!
try roasting in front of the h...