I've finally completed Newton's unfinished theory. He got as far as figuring out that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. He never got as far as figuring out that for every act of cleaning, there is an equal and opposite messing.
This completely supports Golab's theory of the conservation of mess, which states that any time mess is cleaned, it spontaneously happens elsewhere.
This completely supports Golab's theory of the conservation of mess, which states that any time mess is cleaned, it spontaneously happens elsewhere.
Forget all that nonsense about Newton and Einstein contradicting each other. If they'd ever followed through on their theories, or perhaps bothered to do some housework sometime, they would have worked it out - they were saying the same thing!
Then who knows what would have happened to the course of science, maybe we'd all be driving flying cars...
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and here I was blaming the Mess Imps, namely: Dustball, Toast Crumb & Slovenly. And their pet, The Sock Eater.
(And Toast Crumb gets around!)
Well, they may still be involved.
I think the salient point of the theory is, however, that cleaning is pointless. Clearly and indisputably. Indubitably.
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