Fortunately, I have taken up the slack, and have completed my own theory of the conservation of mess - that mess can be neither created nor destroyed, but can only change form.
Take, for example, a normal home. More or less tidy, with small pockets of mess. It is impossible to clean up existing pockets of mess, without creating new pockets of mess. While the living room is being tidied, dirty clothes are building up in the laundry. While the clothes are being sorted, the washing up is accumulating in the kitchen. And so on.
As this is one of the natural laws of the universe, there is no fighting it. It is simply up to you to decide the manner in which you wish to convert the form of your own hard-earned energy - either in the endless tedium of changing the form of pockets of mess, or in relaxing with a glass of wine and ignoring the ultimately un-eliminatable pockets of mess.
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That bicycle basket has neither wicker nor plastic flowers.
But it is very fashionable.
You may think you are very creative and original but atributing conservation of energy to Einstein is going too far on the creative side.
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